Vampires in the Night Manifesto
My people,
I know that most of you are good, moral people.
But it has recently come to my attention that there are people out there, people who are weighing us down as a society.
Vampire people.
It is an anecdotal historically known fact that immoral people are vampires in disguise. Vampires of the night.
In Imperialist China, a Hebrew saying was recited every full moon:
Fulcrum Vampire Exultation Telusmobility
Now we have the true origins of vampires simplified before our eyes.
Here’s how you can avoid Vampires of the Night:
- How to identify a vampire: Identifying factors not known yet
- How to kill a vampire: Unknown; experts are still trying to determine whether they can die, and whether they are alive
- How to keep safe: …
I hope you find this information useful.
Until next time,
Stay safe, stay alive,
Toad